You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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