If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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