yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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