question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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