i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.