you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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