i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I believe in your delicious
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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