we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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