your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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