So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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