Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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