i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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