was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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