I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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