WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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