you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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