So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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