girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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