If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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