"it" just moved
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Randomize
