I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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