if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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