I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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