i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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