I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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