Its about making memories worth repressing
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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