Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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