I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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