don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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