In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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