But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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