have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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