Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize