1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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