I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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