The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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