Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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