Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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