Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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