Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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