I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
he fucked my hip out of place.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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