I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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