Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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