Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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