Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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