I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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