did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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