Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
i think i just lost a toe
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Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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