there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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