it's like iHOP with fire
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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