he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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