If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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