Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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