Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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